All the problems with the American health care system come from government intervention, so naturally the Democrats’ idea for fixing it is more government intervention. This is like trying to sober up by having another drink.
The reason seeing a doctor is already more like going to the DMV, and less like going to the Apple “Genius Bar,” is that the government decided health care was too important to be left to the free market. Yes — the same free market that has produced such a cornucopia of inexpensive goods and services that, today, even poor people have cell phones and flat-screen TVs.
As a result, it’s easier to fix your computer than your health. Thanks, government!
We already have taxpayer-supported health care in the form of Medicare, Medicaid, veterans’ hospitals, emergency rooms and tax-deductible employer-provided health care.
So now, everyone expects doctors to be free. People who casually pay $200 for a haircut are indignant when they’re charged a $20 co-pay to see a highly-trained doctor.
The government also “helped” us by mandating that insurance companies cover all sorts of medical services, both ordinary and exotic. Neither of these should be covered by insurance.
For ordinary health care, you ought to pay yourself. It would be as if all car insurance were required to cover the cost of gasoline, oil and tire changes — as well as professional car detailing, iPod docks, leather seats and those neon chaser lights I have all along the underbody of my chopped, lowrider ’57 Chevy.
I suppose it’s possible that some people would actually choose to pay for insurance that covers idiosyncratic medical treatments such as shrinks, in vitro fertilization, sex change operations and child-development assessments. But this isn’t what most person think of as “insurance.”
But politicians are more interested in pleasing lobbyists for acupuncturists, midwives, psychology majors, and marriage counselors than they are in accommodating ordinary Americans, who only want to insure against the possibility that they’ll be hit by a truck.
So politicians at both the state and federal level keep passing boatloads of insurance mandates requiring that all insurance plans cover a raft of non-emergency services that are expensive to treat — but whose practitioners have high-priced lobbyists.
As a result, a young, healthy person has a choice of buying artificially expensive health insurance that, by law, covers a smorgasbord of medical services of no interest to him … or going uninsured. People who aren’t planning on giving birth to a slew of children with restless leg syndrome in the near future forgo insurance.
Then politicians tell us we have a national emergency because some people don’t have health insurance.
The whole idea of insurance is to insure against catastrophes: You buy insurance in case your house burns down — not so you can force other people in your plan to pay for your maid. You buy car insurance in case you’re in an accident, not so everyone in your plan will be forced to share the cost of gas.
Just as people use vastly different amounts of gasoline, they also use vastly different amounts of medical care — especially when an appointment with a cardiologist costs less than a manicure.
Insurance plans that force everyone in the plan to pay for everyone else’s Viagra and anti-anxiety pills are already completely unfair to people who rarely go to the doctor. It’s like being forced to share a restaurant bill with Michael Moore. On the other hand, it’s a great deal for lonely hypochondriacs and massage therapy majors who can’t find a job.
Now the Democrats want to force us all into one gigantic national health insurance plan that will cover every conceivable ailment with a powerful lobbying arm. On the other hand, if you have a rare medical condition that isn’t backed by a phalanx of government lobbyists, you’re out of luck.
Even two decades after the collapse of liberals’ beloved Soviet Union, they can’t grasp that it’s easier and cheaper to obtain any service provided by capitalism than any service provided under socialism.
You don’t have to conjure up fantastic visions of how health care would be delivered in this country if we bought it ourselves. Just go to a grocery store or get a manicure. Or think back to when you bought your last muffler, personal trainer, computer and every other product and service available in abundance in this capitalist paradise.
Third-party payer schemes are always a disaster – try to get out of paying for a hotel you booked on Expedia when you show up and there’s no running water. There’s no recourse for shoddy service unless you’re the one holding the credit card. Under “universal health care,” no one but government bureaucrats will be allowed to hold the credit card.
Isn’t food important? Why not “universal food coverage”? If politicians had given us “universal food access” 20 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing about the “food crisis” in America, and you’d be on the phone with your food care provider arguing about whether or not a Reuben sandwich with fries is covered under your plan.
Instead of making health care more like the DMV, how about we make it more like the Apple Genius Bar? Give the poor and tough cases health stamps and let the rest of us buy health care — and health insurance — on the free market.
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